caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

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snorlaxatives:

david-lassiter-son:

snorlaxatives:

what is the point of even wearing headphones if you’re just gonna blast your music so everyone around you can hear it no one cares please stop

No one cares that you can hear my music I like it if you don’t oh well

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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honestly idk what id do without tumblr 

i can go on and on about the stupidest shit and the only things ill be losing are my followers and idc about my count, this is a personal blog and if i want to vent i i will, i just want to clear my chest so i can focus on my education since finals are coming up, staying positive is hard when bottling things up and thats why i come here to let it all out

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you know what pisses me off? Ive been looking forward to talk to my sister aka my best friend since like 5 days ago (we usually talk on a daily) and so i talk to her and she listens to me and may God bless her and her beautiful ears for always being there for me and listening to me, i just want to talk about my weekend and get it off my chest what ive been up to cuz ive been so happy and excited lately, and ofcourse i give her her time to talk but she already seems lost and distant and idk im there for her but she wont do anything like she starts acting wierd and i want to listen to her, i honeslty am so interested on whats happening in her life because we’ve always been together and always tell eachother everything but i feel shes been so distant and off and idk i dont feel like she even likes talking to me and it breaks my heart knowing she gets annoyed from my calls but what breaks my heart the most is that she wont say anything, if you dont want to hear about my day then dont ask or just tell me to summarize or cut it short, be honest with me and i wont be offended.

but dont make me go on and on about my day and feel so happy i said it then make me realize you hated every second of it. i dont want to waste your time, ill stop talking about my day if you dont want to hear it, i wont be offended, the only reason i share my stories is because i think shes interested. 

i wish she was more honest with me, i dont want her to feel bad or mad or bore her, i just want her happy and how can i do that if shes not being straightforward with me?

i think im done venting ,ill probably write more but im getting a headache. 

"How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?"

— Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451  (via loav)

Marriage in Islam is so simple and beautiful. Throw in culture and suddenly everything becomes long and complicated.

gallifrey-feels:

runandhideinanothermind:

revisitnormal:

ramirezbundydahmer:

Famous Last Words:

  • Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
  • I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
  • I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
  • I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
  • I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
  • Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
  • I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
  • Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
  •  Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
  • Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
  • It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
  • LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
  • You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
  • No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
  • I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
  • Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
  • Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
  • Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
  • Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
  • Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

No, but you forgot the best one

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do- Oscar Wilde, dying in an unfortunately papered hotel room

Oh my, Voltaire. I laughed at that one, too.

Nostradamus oh my god

"

If I put a gun to someone’s head, say, a 30-year-old healthy male, pull the trigger, and kill him, assuming an average life expectancy of, say, 84, you can argue that possibly 54 years of life [were] stolen from that person in a direct act of violence.

However, if a person is born into poverty in the midst of an abundant society where it is statistically proven that it would hurt no one to facilitate meeting the basic needs of that person and yet they die at the age of 30 due to heart disease, which has been found to statistically relate to those who endure the stress and effects of low socioeconomic status, is that death, the removal of those 54 years once again, an act of violence?

And the answer is ‘Yes, it is.’

You see, our legal system has conditioned us to think that violence is a direct behavioral act. The truth is that violence is a process, not an act, and it can take many forms.

You cannot separate any outcome from the system by which it is oriented.

"

Peter Joseph, from this lecture. (via universalequalityisinevitable)

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

SELFIE WITH SPIDER-MAN

oh my god guys, we met Spider-Man! actually webbing.